I miss you, Cafeinated Coffee, but since we can’t spend time together anymore, I have to hang out with your evil step-sister, Decaf. She is almost as beautiful as you, but she lacks something in her soul… something you and I shared, but we can never share again. She does not lift my spirits as you did. I do not crave her touch as I did yours. But you played mind games with me and I had to let you go.
So I just wanted you to know that I miss you. I am going now to brew a pot of substitution… to try to medicate the pain.