Musings of an artist
- While checking out a customer, laugh at his email address because it is pw.schmuck@something.edu.
- Notice too late that the domain is .edu
- Realize in horror that .edu addresses usually involve real names!
- Glance through customer profile and see that indeed “schmuck” is the nice man’s name.
- Change subject to the color of the customer’s shirt, while you pray that the ceiling caves in so you can stop thinking about what a SCHMUCK you are!
6. Hide in the bathroom until customer leaves and hope you never see them again
7. Actually, hide in the bathroom all day because, maybe, you’ll make the same mistake again
Good plan. Let’s hope the store manager does not notice